Invaluable memory jogger

It is recommended that the ACAD-PAD be kept close at hand at all times. Unexplained, ‘morning-after’ discoveries of stray pads have been recorded in such obscure locations as ‘my flat-mate’s sock drawer’, ‘under the kitchen sink’ and ‘on top of the telephone booth at the bottom of the street’.

It can be attached to the wandering academic by belt, bike or buckle - ensuring that it may be employed at any moment for the aversion of potential disaster, bouts of forgetfulness and unexplained episodes of bad luck.