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The Paper Solution

Enclosed is a brilliant storage medium to help you customise your Dodo Book of Christmas. These sheets of pulverized wood pulp are capable of storing thousands of bytes of information that would otherwise disappear into the ether and cause untoward Seasonal Stress. They can be slotted into the section of your choice, so a whole sheet in Festive Fare could be devoted to planning your Christmas Day carousing or New Year’s celebrations. A page dedicated to Traditions might include information about Great Aunt Cecilia’s choice of Christmas Carols or the whereabouts of the secretly secreted silver sixpence. So whether your Christmas is Cratchit or Scrooge-like you can customise your Book any way you like and enjoy the loss of Yuletide torment forever.