Dodid you know?

If your nose runs and your feet smell...

you're built the wrong way round...

'Where am I? Who am I? How came I here? What is this thing called the world? What does this world mean? Who is it that has lulled me into this thing and now leaves me here? Why was I not consulted?'
Kierkegard

If you too are nearly extinct with the daily pressures of modern life, then try the Dodo Pad.