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Dodo Blank Books

CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY FOR A LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE

The new, bigger, better Dodo Blank Book

Buried in the ancient village of Much Havock-in-the-Wold, deep in the green heart of the verdant glades and valleys of Albion, lies the ancestral seat of Lord Dodo – Executive-in-Chief of Dodo Products Ink, the Global Publishing and New Media Conglomerate. Here at Dodo Towers, the team was hard at work devising most brilliant of all Lord Dodo’s inventions – The Nonlinear Opt-in Text Editor for Bio-Optically Organized Knowledge, or NOTEBOOK for short.

This revolutionary new storage device – the Dodo Blank Book - has no wires, no chips, no motherboards (or bored mothers), no crashes, no boots, no freezes. This blank journal comprises sheets of wood pulp that are bound and ordered sequentially. Each sheet of blank paper is capable of storing thousands of bytes of information. The Dodo Blank Book works in all weathers and terrain from desert to tundra, temperate to arctic, and is impervious to viruses, worms, magnetic fields and idiot operators.

Available in two sizes: desk and mini (pocket). Each right-hand page has a subtle squared grid, the left-hand pages are left clear. Size: Desk - 24cm x 19cm, Mini - 13.5cm x 11cm. 150 pages.

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